At my first Passover dinner last night, at a friend’s father’s house in Park Slope, the recitation of the plagues that God afflicted on the Egyptians began ringing some ugly bells. The extremely dum-dum looking Hillary Swank movie ‘The Reaping”, in which she plays an investigator who discredits biblical “phenomenon” (why, exactly, would someone waste their time discrediting if they didn’t Believe?) takes on the whole ten plagues theme and re-sets it in a swampy Southern town. Leaving aside for the moment the depressing fact of two-time Oscar winner Swank joining the ranks of Halle Barry and Jamie Foxx in interpreting their post-award leverage to make a lot of ultra-broad pop garbage, the timing of the film’s release is highly curious, falling as it does at end of the Jewish holiday. Does Warner Bros. think Jewish parents are going to take their kids to matinees before the Seder to a CGI-laden, contemporary re-imagining of the plagues that reads like a horror movie? I agree with this opionated subway passenger: