"And Who's On Top And Who's On Bottom Now?!"

Parker Posey wrote this monologue for her character Libby May Brown’s audition scene in Waiting For Guffman, but the scene didn’t make the final cut. The deleted scene is featured on the DVD, and it’s pure cutting-room floor gold, a deranged melange of bad soap opera acting and Flowers In The Attic incest melodrama. As Christopher Guest says on the commentary track about her dramatic pauses, “Parker seems to have a different sense of time than anyone else. It’s like the longer it goes the funnier it gets.”