Someone option that man's life story, stat!

A middle school principle is suspected of dealing crystal meth. The cops go to his office to take him in for questioning, find him at his desk, naked and tweaked out and watching gay porn, surrounded by sex toys.  It sounds like a new wrinkle the Boogie Nights/Requiem For a Dream cautionary drug film, but it’s all true. For the film I’m seeing Phillip Seymour Hofmman  if we're going gritty and fleshy and sweaty, or Val Kilmer if we're taking a sexier approach.