John Jay's Real Time Blackberry Movie Trailer Reviews: Breach

John Jay’s doing his Friday afternoon duck out of work and catch a matinee thang and sending us his thoughts on the trailers. He was aiming for the 2:10 Notes On A Scandal but didn’t quite make it (if we’re to believe him; his Friday choices tend to aim rather low) and caught the 2:30 Breach. He deserves credit for not waiting around for the 3:10 Ghost Rider however,  a temptation he struggled with.

Walked in late...

Why Ocean 14...it is just masturbation at this point.

Sandra Bullock, dude from NipTuck, he dies...or does he, groundhog day suspense movie, maybe she killed him...who cares, no interest what so ever..."Premonition". Blow me

Middle east...good Americans, killed terrorist, Jamie Foxx-FBI, evidence response team. Chris cooper, jason bateman, Mrs Affleck, "must stop a killer" said it before, filled with every cliche action sequence available...missed title fuck

5:11 p.m.

This just in: an actual review of the feature!

Ryan Phillipe is immensly likeable. Don't think I've seen him in anything that I didn't like his performance.

Movie was solid B. Some good tense scenes, some very formulaic. Chris Cooper very solid and my old flame, laura linney, hot and plain as ever

5:16

Some random--but welcome!--vitriol:

Why does Katie Holmes wear fucking scarves all the time. She looks like a peasant.

Comments

[d.fine relationship]

i like ryan too. but probably in a different way. likeable? sure. lickable? HELL YEAH! but i'm such a perv, i would totally do nasty things to him in the front seat of his station wagon with ava and the other one strapped in in the back seat. i heart (and/or HARD) me some ryan.