Doogie Style Part Deux

Here’s a tasty slice of meta-closetedness, as Neil Patrick Harris plays himself as a horned up, drugged up het cocksmith in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. If I ruled the world I’d reassemble all the players on the film right down to the best boy (especially the best boy), make them all replay this scene and have Patrick sub out dirty slang for guy parts rather than girls’, just cause I’d find it a bit hotter, and also cause he’s actually a mo. Gotta admit, though, he’s still pretty hot here.  On a side note, the  'Gay or..' back page of the  Jan/Feb  feature a Patrick Harris-alike in a  'Gay or Fomer Child Actor' bit that's pretty good; 'YOUTHFUL FACE: He can still play a guy half his age', etc.