Speaking of Daniel
Craig (see bottom-I mean, below)our trusty trailer reviewer “Tyler Gage” is in
the cinema waiting for Casino Royale.
I was about to revoke Gage’s break-dancing wrong-side-of-the-track, bad-boy-with-a-heart-of-gold pseudonym
today and unmask him, but given that he seems to have a serious case of what we
like to call the Jamaica Fever I think I’ll let his secret identity ride for now.
3:52 p.m.:
Really stoned
3:53 p.m.:
“A Good Year” with Russel [note: all misspellings are Gage’s own] Crowe has
sure been a bust.
[Editor’s note: As
the film hasn’t come out yet I don’t know what Gage means by that.]
3:54 p.m.:
Absolutely too stoned for trailers.
[Editor’s note: Oh, right.]
4:11 p.m.:
“The Pursuit of Happyness” trailer made me teary.
Concerned about
Spidey 3.
And there you have
it. Maybe next time Gage will learn the value of moderation. And we're all a little concerned about Spidey 3.
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