Me: Do you have
any shanks?
Stoned Farmer's Market Dude: Oh yeah, sure, we got shanks.
Me: Good, it
says on the chalkboard that you have shanks.
SFMD: Yep, we
got some shanks. (Rustles around
in a deep cooler full of lamb.)
Yep, some nice shanks right here.
(Pulls out part of lamb, definitely not a shank.)
Me: That's not
a shank. A shank is part of the
leg. It looks like it's part of a
leg. What is that?
SFMD: It's a
shank, oh, wait, let me look at my inventory. (Pulls out legal pad, scans it.) Nope, you're right, not a shank. Didn't bring any shanks today. This is a neck.
You don't want that. How
about this nice rack of chops?
Me: (Spying
price on bag containing rack.)
Does that say $60.00? How
much is the neck?
SFMD: $9.00
Me: I'll take
the neck.
I took the neck indeed, made a delicious stew out of it with
potatoes, tomatoes, onion, carrot, and yogurt. Threw in some of the strange (to me) new spices Brigid gave
me for my birthday, in particular the beguiling asafeotida, or 'devil's dung,'
harvested in Afghanistan from a flower and used as an onion/garlic substitute
by Jainists, who apparently try not to cook with onions or garlic. It's got some funky, mountainous Middle
East umami thing going on. Also
lends a nice yellow color to a stew.
With the above we drank a bottle of Ojai Red from the Ojai
Vineyard. It's their 'Table Wine'
cuvee, made from a slightly different blend of Rhonish grapes each year. Made up in Santa Barbara County, this
comes pretty close to expressing hometown terroir here in Los Angeles. It's powerful stuff, up around 15%
alcohol. Those of you who have
been following these posts have witnessed my conversion––I am officially a fan
of big fat New World wines. Something
about the Los Angeles winter makes them particularly satisfying, sweet and
good.
That sweetness and alcohol comes at a price, though. Headaches are a little swimmier in the
morning. Like the price paid for
most good things, they're worth it.
A few of you West Coast readers have asked about Trader
Joe's recommendations. I shall
oblige in coming weeks. S.K.